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handwritingofgod:

allthrumyribs:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

There is no part of my brain that is equipped to handle these photos in any sort of rational manner.

I CANNOT WAIT TO BRING BUCKY HOME TOMORROW

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tags: #doge
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creepyabandonedplaces:

Holy Land USA
Waterbury, Connecticut 

Holy Land USA was once an 18 acre Bible-themed park located in Waterbury, Connecticut. The park had about 40,000 visitors a year until it closed in 1984 for renovations. Holy Land USA never opened back up again due to the death of owner John Greco in 1986. It has been abandoned ever since. The abandoned acres of the theme park have been watched over by groups of nuns for decades, but the place keeps getting more and more creepy as the park continues to deteriorate. 

On top of the vandalism and eeriness the park gives off, a teenager was murdered on these abandoned grounds in 2010. Since then police records have shown that the amount of trespassers have been decreasing which just means abandoned Holy Land USA is as creepy and deserted as ever.

if-dementors-were-pink:

i find it amusing how people think harry and ginny would have had a completely settled, quiet life after the war like these two idiots are literally the biggest daredevils on the planet?? do you honestly think they even know how to have a quiet existence?? they probably came shuffling in to mrs. weasley every week all scraped and bruised with a black eye and matching stupid grins because they fought off a bear that was trying to steal their picnic or some shit

Posted 5 hours ago With 8,645 notes
Artist:
Blue Swede
Track:
Hooked on a Feeling
Plays:
1,526 plays

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede

Posted 5 hours ago With 403 notes

eyecaging:

Here is some pictures that inspire me and keep me focused.

Posted 8 hours ago With 5,653 notes

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everybodyilovedies:

Well hot damn bleeding cool picked up the #JanetVanCrime story!!!

#still so much rage on this #janet van crime #the only thing that can save it now #is if they never did find a body #and she shows up perfectly fine #and ready to kick ass

What if they never find a body because she’s super tiny? She panics, but then she figures out that she has stingers. And then there’s an entire Wasp movie about her learning to use her powers and the end of it is her busting into Avengers Tower: “WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT EVERYONE’S COSTUMES RIGHT NOW. COORDINATION, PEOPLE. We don’t have to match. We just have to go. Also, Captain, stop wearing khakis. For everyone’s sake.” And the the post-credits scene is Hank being served divorce papers.

I love this this is my headcanon bc it’s perfect *clings to*

SEE THIS IS PERFECT BECAUSE THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENS IN THE AVENGERS FAIRY TALES LIKE HANK THINKS HE’S KILLED HIS WIFE IN A LAB ACCIDENT BUT SHE’S ACTUALLY JUST BECOME SUPER TINY AND SHE’S LIKE THIS LITTLE FAIRY THAT WHISPERS INTO THE VISION’S EAR AND HELPS HIM THROUGH SOME SHIT WHILE TRYING TO LET EVERYONE KNOW SHE’S STILL ALIVE

Crying bc this would be perfect

Posted 8 hours ago With 141 notes

Here’s a basic rule: if you’re reading or watching a Shakespeare play, and you’re not imagining the actors standing in front of a mosh pit of jeering Londoners waiting to throw vegetables at the stage, you’re doing it wrong.

Shakespeare might have written the best works in the English language, or given us profound insight into the nature of humanity, or whatever — but his works wouldn’t have survived to our day if he hadn’t been popular when he was alive, and he wouldn’t have been popular when he was alive if he hadn’t been able to please the crowd. And that includes a lot of dirty jokes. A lot.

Sometimes in incredibly inappropriate places. We’re here to rescue a few of those for you, and retroactively embarrass the heck out of your fourteen-year-old self, who had to stand up in English class and read things that, in retrospect, are absolutely filthy.

This isn’t about the stuff that always does crack fourteen-year-olds up in English class, but is totally innocent: the “bring me my long sword, ho!” sort of thing.

But the kids who lose it every time the word “ho” is uttered are closer to the spirit of Shakespeare than the teacher who demands they treat the words like museum pieces.

Sure, it would be awkward for teachers to explain the Elizabethan double entendres to their students — but pretending they don’t exist makes Shakespeare seem unnecessarily stuffy and difficult.

So we’re going to start with the most obvious innuendoes, and move on to some seriously advanced sex punnery that is probably going to blow your mind.

alittle-un-steady:

Here’s a picture of me and my dog at sonic cause we are two crazy buddies going to happy hour.